Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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