how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
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he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Is it penis luge time yet?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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