are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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