is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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