I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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