Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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