when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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