small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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