Don't you send me to vm
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Just puked most of my soul out..
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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