Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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