absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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