he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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