i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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