your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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