it was like eating out sand paper
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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