Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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