marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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