the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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