All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Send help, water and tortillas.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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