Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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