May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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