addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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