somebody snuck up and got me drunk
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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