I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
The air taste purple.
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