just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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