I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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