i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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