margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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