biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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