i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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