i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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