Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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