hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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