I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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