Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
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Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
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Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.