Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Omg the world wants us to be better people
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.