Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?