So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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