I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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