So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
he fucked my hip out of place.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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