Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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