I wannas sexs uuuuu
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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