This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
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I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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