No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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