No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
