She's JV to your varsity
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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