just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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