What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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