everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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