brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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