He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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