I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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