Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
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As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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