He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
