Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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