I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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