i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Randomize
