Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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