It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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