come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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