Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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