Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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